Today I was reading an article entitled “12 Signs He Wants to be More Than Just Friends”. According to this article a sure way to tell he wants to move your relationship to the next level is if he is looking you deep in the eyes while you are having sex with him, he defiantly wants to step it up a notch. REALLY?!? Why are we having sex with a boy who may or may not be attracted to us???? Really I want to know why! Beyond that I thought all twelve signs were ridiculous and I have therefore decided to write a new list of 5 sure signs he wants to be more than just friends. So here they are;
1- He says something along the lines of, “I’d like to get to know you better.” This probably means he’s been thinking about getting to know you better. Which in turn means he’s been thinking about you in general. This is always a good sign. Always.
2- He holds your hand. There are VERY few instances where a guy will hold your hand and he doesn’t like you. If he grabs your hand and intertwines your fingers with his, my guess is he likes you; he wants more than friendship.
3- He kisses you, anywhere. I have never had a guy kiss me when he didn’t want to move our relationship to the next level….. Well there was a “Spin the Bottle” incident, as well as an older married man that kissed me on the forehead….. But other than that a kiss means he wants something more.
4- He catches you when you faint. At first glance this may seem like a strange one, but as a very experienced “fainter” I can tell you nobody catches you. And the first single guy that does catch me, well I have plans for him. But seriously even my girlfriends don’t pay enough attention to me to see me wavering. So if a guy is paying that close of attention, you can be assured he likes you a lot.
5- He tells you he can see himself marrying you. This is probably the best sign of them all. If he in anyway alludes to spending the rest of his life with you, you don’t have to second guess his intentions. I think you’ve got him.
Grace I love it!! Very funny... Also if I am ever around you when you faint I will attempt to catch you,however I am quite a bit shorter than you so in this instance I am hoping that we both don't fall as that would be very embarrassing for both of us.
ReplyDeleteGrace I love the title of your blog. I am always inspired by your humble spirit.
ReplyDeleteLove always, Amy
You practice fainting when around eligible men? What is your technique?
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ReplyDeleteIt seems to me that you have been caught while fainting on two and a half separate occasions... All to which I have witnessed and one to which I was watching you "waiver" and hollered "catch her catch her! " But, alas, none of the aforementioned "catchers" were single men......
Love, Your friend
Dear Grace,
ReplyDeleteIt is true, you do know best. And I have tried to catch you but I'm very small and besides, you often faint while I either have my hands full or while you are surrounded by 100 strangers and I can't move through the crowd fast enough. I need you to know that I am not a bad person just because I have not yet managed to catch you when you faint. For proof I want to point out that whenever you've been wearing a skirt and have fainted, I don't let them hike your legs over your head whereupon not only would you be embarrassed for fainting but also for the panties exposed to the crowd part. This is my proof.
Love
Carolyn
well Grace, the only one I really disagree with is the kissing one. I'd say about 50% of the guys I've kissed don't want to move it to the next level, they just kiss random willing people. Kissing is fun and I generally just kiss everyone and it doesn't' mean anything. Just ask my friends...they get kissed regularly.
ReplyDeleteOn a second thought the fainting one may not be true either, I fainted at work once and all sorts of men caught me...radiology techs, anesthesiologists, nurses etc. I'm not sure who EXACTLY caught me but when I "came to" there was a few men standing over me and none of them said anything about wanting to take it to the next level and that was 2 years ago and nothing has ever come of it. However one guy did say "I have the affect on women a lot"
PS. also if you become an experienced "fainter" you often see the spots before your eyes and the nausea just prior to fainting so you can bee-line to a chair or an eligible single man before you actually hit the ground...hmmm I wonder if the fact that we have similar diets has anything to do with the fact that we are both experienced fainters...?
ReplyDeleteI am an experienced fainter too...however, I get so embarrassed that I am fainting...I generally run from people when I get the warning signs.
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