Thursday, July 1, 2010

How to Flirt- Grace Style

I really enjoy expanding my knowledge with reading. Reading is my passion, and I really learn so much from it. Recently I was expanding my horizons reading an article in Cosmo entitled “Flirting Moved No Man Can Resist”. This article is very helpful. I have outlined some of the key points with my comments attached for your reading pleasure. Here they are;



· At a bar or coffeehouse, use the tip of your tongue to lick beer or espresso foam from your lip. I have found out that this can be a tricky one because sometimes if you get the whip cream or beer foam say up your nose, it is not nearly as sexy trying to get your tongue up your nose to get the foam out.

· Pull your hair loose from a ponytail holder or clip so he can watch your touchable tresses fall around your face. I have tried this one many times and it has so far never been as nice as it sounds. Has anybody else ever heard of pony tail hair?? When I pull my hair loose it has a crease in it about at chin level, I’m not positive but I don’t think this is a sexy look.

· Grin and hold his gaze for three seconds. Then bite the corner of your lip and look down.
Be very careful when biting. If you bite your lip too hard it will bleed. A lip bleed is the sort that just keeps bleeding. It runs down your face, gets on your white shirt and all over your hands. Unless your guy is into this awful new bloody-sexy look this will be very bad. So just be careful.

· Walk past him, then slowly swivel your head halfway toward him, rest your chin on your shoulder and smile. This asymmetrical pose shows that he's hot enough to literally turn heads. Once again this is one to be careful with. When your chin is resting sexily upon your shoulder it will be very straining to your neck, it has so far never pulled a muscle or given me a permanent crink, just general soreness. The real danger however lies in not seeing where you are going, blinding moving forward while looking at your man can result in tripping, running into other people or things, or falling off the dance platform. These incidents can lead to broken bones, bloody knees, or ultimately death.

· At a café, dip your finger in your dessert, put it in your mouth, and slowly pull it out while eyeing a hot guy. This is also the international sign for “I need gum”

· At a grocery store, ask him to help you reach the orange juice on the high shelf. Ahh, the “I’m completely helpless and cannot possibly do anything for myself act” Always a winner among men.

· Trip and “fall” against a cutie, be sure your boobs are the first thing to reach him. Yes I always, always catch myself with my boobs. These are not something that I would, for example, protect at all costs.

3 comments:

  1. Very good points Grace! I walked in to a door jamb one time when Ben was watching, kinda embarrassing..

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  2. I'm pretty sure tears are dripping off my chin from laughing so hard! I don't know which is funnier, the suggestions or your comments. You should blog every day!

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