Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Confessions of a picky eater

I have noticed that quite a few of my friends like to put their menus up for the world to read. I figured I should do the same thing. People should after all be very interested in what I am planning to eat this next week. Unfortunately the busyness of my schedule and general lack of money inhibits me from actually planning a whole week worth of meals, so instead I will simply recap what I had during the past week. So here it is;

Monday-
Breakfast- One Protein Shake
Lunch- Chili beans and cheerios
Dinner- Leftovers- Chili beans and cheerios

Tuesday-
Same thing, Substitute Instant Mac for Chili Beans In my cheerios.

Wednesday-
Repeat Monday

Thursday-
Today my mom gets Chemo, at the Chemo hospital they hand out free chicken broth and saltine crackers. I fill up with enough to cover all three meals.

Friday-
Repeat Tuesday

Saturday-
Mmmmm, coffee, real drive through coffee.
Lunch/Dinner- mashed potatoes with cheese and crushed up crackers.

Sunday-
Breakfast- left over mashed potatoes
Lunch/Dinner- Birthday party BBQ. There was NO cake involved. Don’t get me started on a birthday party with no cake. Someone owes Jessi a birthday cake.

Sometimes I do wonder what I will do if I ever do find a husband. I’m guessing he won’t like the foods I eat. I wonder if this has anything to do with why I am still single? No that can’t be it. ;)

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

5 signs he's into you

Today I was reading an article entitled “12 Signs He Wants to be More Than Just Friends”. According to this article a sure way to tell he wants to move your relationship to the next level is if he is looking you deep in the eyes while you are having sex with him, he defiantly wants to step it up a notch. REALLY?!? Why are we having sex with a boy who may or may not be attracted to us???? Really I want to know why! Beyond that I thought all twelve signs were ridiculous and I have therefore decided to write a new list of 5 sure signs he wants to be more than just friends. So here they are;

1- He says something along the lines of, “I’d like to get to know you better.” This probably means he’s been thinking about getting to know you better. Which in turn means he’s been thinking about you in general. This is always a good sign. Always.
2- He holds your hand. There are VERY few instances where a guy will hold your hand and he doesn’t like you. If he grabs your hand and intertwines your fingers with his, my guess is he likes you; he wants more than friendship.
3- He kisses you, anywhere. I have never had a guy kiss me when he didn’t want to move our relationship to the next level….. Well there was a “Spin the Bottle” incident, as well as an older married man that kissed me on the forehead….. But other than that a kiss means he wants something more.
4- He catches you when you faint. At first glance this may seem like a strange one, but as a very experienced “fainter” I can tell you nobody catches you. And the first single guy that does catch me, well I have plans for him. But seriously even my girlfriends don’t pay enough attention to me to see me wavering. So if a guy is paying that close of attention, you can be assured he likes you a lot.
5- He tells you he can see himself marrying you. This is probably the best sign of them all. If he in anyway alludes to spending the rest of his life with you, you don’t have to second guess his intentions. I think you’ve got him.